ADIRONDACK COUNTRY HOMES REALTY INC.
LAKE PLACID REGIONAL OFFICE
Other Adirondack Country Homes Realty Office Locations:
Greater Glens Falls Region: 462 Glen Street, Glens Falls, NY 12801 * 518.761.7900
High Peaks & Auction Region: 2918 State Route 9, North Hudson, NY * 518.532.9323
Schroon Lake Region (Main Office): 1098 US Route 9, Schroon Lake, NY * 518.532.7900
North Country Region: 113 Flynn's Line Road, Burke, NY 12917 * 518.483.4538
Speculator Region: Speculator, NY * 518-569.8884
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Humor in the Adirondacks
Contributed by I. Bessette, 2/06. We invite other uplifting and humorous tit bits. E-mail us to get your own by-line!
Sunday's sermon was: Forgive Your Enemies
Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones? " Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight" she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?" The little sweetheart tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
"I outlived the bitches."
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